Meg & moops 5ever

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

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why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

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jakemalik:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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prozacmilk:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

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deerpong:

I have the ugliest laugh in the world probably

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-brokendaisy-:

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

My school’s logic.. Yep, those shoulders are damn fine!

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running-up-hill:

Dinner: Carrot Almond Salad.

Sweet new carrots, asparagus, tossed with toasted almonds in a garlic-cilantro-jalepeno dressing.

Added a splash of lemon and crumbled a little feta over it before eating. SO GOOD.

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